David the Gnome
David, David, David the Gnome
Where have you gone? Oh, please go home.
David, David, David the Gnome
Death is upon you when you're alone.
With all the animals you have saved
And all the trolls you've trapped in caves
You still don't have no common sense
Cause right now we're all feeling tense
You got so drunk last night at the bar
You couldn't drive home in your car
Wandered off to nowhere land
Passed out on a beach in a pile of sand
You're lucky you've got a fox for a friend
Whole save your honkass time again
He'll bring you back to your dear wife
Who's praying for her husband's life
As you pull into your tree trunk
And hop out like a rudie punk
The question that awaits at the end
Will the animals ever trust you again
David, David, David the Gnome
Where have you gone? Oh, please come home